missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

sehumi:

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infamousnfamous:

nayx:

my favourite video on the whole internet

I HEARD THE AUDIO POST OF THIS I DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A VIDEO

judey:

stayburned:

aladone:

It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls

THIS POST MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

Have you never taken a physics class before

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catbountry:

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

im dying squirtle

the-exercist:

Listen, I’m all for using Dwayne Johnson as a motivational source for lifting and exercising, but applying this kind of “quote” to him is so incredibly out of character. His entire message is about lifting people up, he’s not about to insult anyone just because they choose not to visit the gym. Don’t use him as a tool to promote your own body-shaming values.

If you’re going to apply words to his image, let’s look at some of his actual quotes instead:

Like damn, guys - If you read up on the Rock and the most inspiring thing you can find is “get your candy-ass to the gym,” then I feel really sorry for you and your priorities.